“I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I would like to be president some day, so, no, I have not smoked marijuana.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“You know what? America is awesome. It's so full of hope. And small towns and big cities. And real people and delicious beverages and hot guys.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I'm going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com