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Quotes tagged ‘Parks And Recreation’

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I don't know what it is, but typically when someone's obnoxious, they're not really likable. And Alex and Andy are obnoxious. With Andy on Parks and Recreation and even Bright on Everwood is this: That guy who was probably a douche in high school, who may have peaked in high school, what happens to…

— Chris Pratt, gq.com

The only way physical comedy works is if you don't see it coming. And the harder the fall, the funnier it is. You have to really take some shots, and I've walked away with some bumps and bruises.

— Chris Pratt, vulture.com

I think it started out when I kept pushing the writers to put me on rollerblades. Because I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

— Chris Pratt, vulture.com

We get to talk about manly shit. Because we're dudes. Although, on the man scale, I still pale in comparison to [Nick Offerman]. He's a ten.

— Chris Pratt, vulture.com

No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white male US senator.

— Leslie Knope, amazon.com

Men's rights is nothing.

— Leslie Knope, amazon.com

We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

— Leslie Knope, amazon.com

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