“The day that "Eat It" went into rotation I became an overnight celebrity.”— Weird Al Yankovic, youtube.com
“I wanted to a parody of "Live and Let Die" and my parody, brilliant idea, was "Chicken Pot Pie".”— Weird Al Yankovic, youtube.com
“Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review”— Weird Al Yankovic, open.spotify.com
“It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaid I instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay”— Weird Al Yankovic, open.spotify.com