“To Laverne, If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll bear the heat. And if it ever gets too hot, Pepsi-Cola hits the spot.”— Bob Brunner, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com
“Did you hear about the Pepsi employee that got fired? Turns out they found coke in his system and fired him on the spot.”— LeftyLifeIsRoughLife, reddit.com