Quotes tagged ‘PG Funny’

(32 total)

“Q: Why is there no gambling in Africa? A: There are too many cheetahs!”

“Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.”

“Q: What do computers eat for a snack? A: Microchips!”

“Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.”

“Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.”

“Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.”

“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.”

“Q: What is E.T. short for? A: He has really small legs.”

“Q: Did you hear that the Pope has avian flu? A: He got it from one of the cardinals.”

“A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don't serve food here.’”

“Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin mobile.”

“Q: How does Jesus make his coffee? A: Hebrews it.”