Quotes tagged ‘Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys’

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“Let’s play strip Mario Kart.”

“Would you rather have a false love or a true lust?”

“Are you a taxidermist? No? Want to try stuffing my pussy anyway?”

“I’m not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match.”

“I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

“Stand still so I can pick you up.”

“If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?”

“I've got a secret, and I don't intend to keep it.”

“Don’t worry, I am not drunk. I am just completely intoxicated by you.”

“So what do you do? Other than make women fall for you all day.”

“Hey, can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex jealous.”

“Nice package let me help unwrap that!”

“Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"”

“I guess I better keep quiet, because all of the things I’m thinking about doing to you are NSFW.”

“Has anyone ever told you how good you smell?”

“Hi.”

“I’m horny as fuck. Are you ready to fix that?”