“I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”— Pierre Audet, books.google.com
“If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?”— Amit Kalantri, amazon.com
“Don’t worry, I am not drunk. I am just completely intoxicated by you.”— Courtney Pocock, herinterest.com
“Hey, can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex jealous.”— Courtney Pocock, herinterest.com
“I guess I better keep quiet, because all of the things I’m thinking about doing to you are NSFW.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com