“Otis Milburn: What I'm saying is, before you talk to Steve, you... you should probably figure out, you know, what works for you... and your body. Aimee Gibbs: So you're prescribing a wank? Otis Milburn: ...Yeah.”— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, imdb.com
“My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex. My wife insists it's dyslexia.”— derawin07, reddit.com
“A doctor wanted to write a prescription. So he reached in his pocket and pulled out a thermometer. "Shit," he said, "some asshole has my pen.”— cvjoey, reddit.com