“My girlfriend told me I care more about my programming job than about her. I told her she's the #1 thing I care about.”— rodrick160, reddit.com
“A programmer went to a store to pick up some groceries. As he was leaving the house his wife said: "While you are there, buy some milk". He never came back.”— Tape56, reddit.com
“A wife sends her programmer husband to the store for bread. As he's leaving, she says, "if they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes home with 12 loaves of bread.”— Plz_Dont_Gild_Me, reddit.com