“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because its pee is silent.”— BattlestarHavoc, reddit.com
“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.”— Pongodiscus, reddit.com