“I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“'Where are the tissues at?' I’ll preface this by saying safe sex is the best sex. But sometimes, for one reason or another, a condom doesn’t make it into the equation. If you’re going oh naturale, pulling out and cumming on a girl’s stomach, tits, etc. is normally your best option to avoid a Mini-Me”— C.T. Schwink, collegemagazine.com