Quotes tagged ‘Punch Lines’

(5 total)

“What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.”

“My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.”

“What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce.”

“What is Beethoven doing now? De-composing.”

“Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.”