“Diane: You sure this isn't pride? Will: Of course, it's pride. What's wrong with pride? Pride built the pyramids. Diane: And Watergate.”— Amanda Segel, Diane Lockhart, Christine Baranski, imdb.com
“We built pyramids before Donald Trump even knew what architecture was. We taught philosophy and astrology [sic] and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos was born.”— Al Sharpton, amazon.com
“I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.”— Karl Pilkington, amazon.com