Quotes tagged ‘Rachel’

(10 total)

“Rachel: ‘Go tell him he’s cute, what’s the worst that could happen?’ Monica: ‘He could hear me.’”

“Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?”

“But today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.”

“No uterus, no opinion.”

“Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.”

“Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic.”

“Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!”

“Rachel: 'Hey, Mon, look, I’m melting butter.' Monica: 'That’s great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.'”

“Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?”

“How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?”