“My biggest dream, I can't remember its so big, I can't remember it. I was in a pool of Spaghetti-O's and I was swimming in it. And a meatball got lodged in the back of my osophagus and then I woke up.”— Riff Raff, youtube.com
“In high school I was balling, I would go to school but I would get kicked out because I wouldn't wear a shirt. But then they'd let me back in because they'd be like "OK we've got a fashion show so you've got to come back and show us how to put the creases in the pants."”— Riff Raff, youtube.com
“The hardest part about being me is when you ball on such an exentric level its keeping your finances, your budget, on a low level. If I'm balling I'm spending like $10,000 a day, I'm like okay, that's not enough, I gotta spend $20,000 a day.”— Riff Raff, youtube.com
“I just put out this album that was dirty and raunchy and making fun of hollywood. Sort of from a point of view from a rapper and actor, which I don't think has ever been done. Its sort of tales from Hollywood in an exagerated form.”— Dirt Nasty, youtube.com
“Hey girls whatcha doing this weekend? We should stay in and have us a threesome She's givin' her some, they givin' me some”— Dirt Nasty, open.spotify.com
“You just backed up a hundred yards as I was walking down the empty street and confronted me. I'm very offended.”— Dirt Nasty, youtube.com
“Wait a minute this is the dude from Scary Movie 3 who played Eminem, who raps, who really raps?”— Dirt Nasty, youtube.com
“I like really really stupid reality television or really really smart documentaries.”— Mickey Avalon, youtube.com
“Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend Gettin' nude and rude in your bed Same dude that your sister like Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right”— Mickey Avalon, open.spotify.com
“Her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz Jen was a herdy-gerdy-dirty little girly I heard it from a birdy She could cook a mean turkey”— Mickey Avalon, open.spotify.com
“Didn't think I would last, I'm adrift on a draft While I'm flippin' my craft, hold a gift to the gab”— Snoop Dogg, open.spotify.com
“Woke up quick at about noon Just thought that i had to be in compton soon I gotta get drunk before the day begin”— Eazy-E, open.spotify.com
“You need to stay up out them streets if you can't take the heat Cause it get cold like Minnesota, cold like Minnesota”— Lil Yachty, Quavo, Skippa Da Flippa, Young Thug, open.spotify.com
“One time I was crushing a girls fingers and she looked up and said "I love you."”— Lil Yachty, youtube.com
“I know you want this for life Taking pictures with all my ice But I can't have no wife I just want you for the night”— Lil Yachty, open.spotify.com
“I sent flowers, but you said you didn’t receive ‘em But you said you didn’t need them”— Rae Sremmurd, open.spotify.com
“I just focus and write. But they were like, "Nah, you ain’t going to do that. Put the laptop down. Sometimes the best music is when you just put it out there."”— Dreezy, mtv.com