“Brian Griffin: Ah, I guess we're in a town called Springfield. Stewie Griffin: Springfield, eh, which state? Brian Griffin: I can't imagine we are allowed to say.”— Seth MacFarlane, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Make your crush laugh. Start off with a short, funny statement about something you both saw recently, or that references a previous conversation.”— Sean Jameson, yourtango.com