“Love someone who brings joy to the moments that are supposed to be boring.”— Nicole Tarkoff, medium.com
“I'm tellin' you I love you, and all you love is my dick! Do you know how that makes me feel?”— Amy Holden Jones, Bill, Vincent D'Onofrio, imdb.com
“You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois 'Frank.' Your move, Sherlock.”— Mike Shipley, Jim Bernstein, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com