“What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“But no matter how mad I’ve been, I never for one second stopped wanting you here with me.”— Colleen Hoover, amazon.com
“A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers... The barman gives him five beers.”— NotTheGallowBoob, reddit.com