“As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“As a famous scarecrow once said... "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."”— Astroking112, reddit.com