[after Max scared off some teen Whos] Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving...sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don't like 'em. Mm-mm. No, I don't. [eats an onion] MAX! [Max whimpers] Get my cloak. [Max runs back inside] I've been much too tolerant of these Who-ven…
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
MAX. HELP ME...I'm FEELING.
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
The Grinch: I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here. [indicates himself…shouts] Hello? Echo: Hello. The Grinch: How are you? Echo: How are you? The Grinch: I asked you first. Echo: I asked you first. The Grinch: Oh right, that's REALLY mat…
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
[screams] Nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there...on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! [opens his schedule] '4:00; Wallow in self-pity, 4:30; Stare into the abyss, 5:00; Solve world hunger.' Tell no one. '5:30; (Jazz and exercise, or a.k.a.) Jazzercise.…
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise...just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal…
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
Narrator: Whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos. Staring down from his cave with a sour, grinchy frown, at the warm, lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath, was busy now, hanging a holly Who-wreath.…
— Dr. Seuss, Irv Spector, Bob Ogle, Narrator / The Grinch (voice), Boris Karloff, imdb.com
[catapults the red bag at the picture of Augustus] OOOHHH!! Sweet. [singing] Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home…
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
[After the Grinch starts up his sleigh outside his cave] THIS IS NUTS! [Max barks] ON, CRASHER! ON, THRASHER! ON, VOMIT AND BLITZ–! [on the sleigh he made; freaking out] WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE!! I'M GONNA THROW UP, AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!! MOMMY, TELL IT TO STOP!! [sobs, then calms down]…
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
[smashes a glass bottle and stuffs it into his mouth] Am I just eating because I am bored?
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
[Frustrated] Ugh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE!
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
And then all the noise. All the noise, noise, noise, NOISE! They'll bang on tong-tinglers, blow their foo-flounders, they'll crash on jang-jinglers, and bounce on boing-bounders! (Then Who's young and old will sit down to a feast, and they'll feast and they'll feast.) [while jumping angrily] And the…
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
[After Martha say that her gifts are dazzling and The Grinch angrily ruined her new car] Of course, they are. That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about! Gifts… gifts… Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! Do you know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me.…
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
I am the Grinch that stole Christmas...and I'm sorry.
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
[Angrily] Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.
— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
Narrator: Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch, but if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch. He got stuck only once for a minute or two, then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue where the little Who stockings were hung all in a row. Grinch: These stockings... Narrator:…
— Dr. Seuss, Irv Spector, Bob Ogle, Narrator / The Grinch (voice), Boris Karloff, imdb.com
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