“I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis.”— Edithe Swensen, Piper Halliwell, Holly Marie Combs, imdb.com
“I'm not blaming you, Damon. I've accepted the fact that you're a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities.”— Brian Young, Julie Plec, Elena Gilbert, Nina Dobrev, imdb.com