“[Discussing Vanessa's new senior citizen boyfriend] Vanessa: He has a five-year plan. Sonny: What is it? 'Don't die'?”— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, imdb.com
“Ah, the old gal down in the pharmacy doesn't know that I've retired, so she still hooks me up with free morning-after pills.”— David Tennant, Bob Kelso, Ken Jenkins, imdb.com
“A senior citizen is sitting at a bar. A young woman walks in and sits down a couple seats over. The old man gets up, shuffles over to her, leans over and asks "So, do I come here often?”— picolonikolo, reddit.com