“If we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives. Let's go.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“Sometimes the things you’ve lost can be found again in unexpected places.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just crying about something terrible that has happened, but a crying for all of the terrible things that have happened, not just to you but to everyone you know and to everyone you don’t know and even the people you don’t want…”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“Happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a spl…”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“The best way to keep a secret is to tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom…”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“They didn’t understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don’t understand doesn’t mean it isn’t so.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“The three siblings were not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case, welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com