“The stove is a bit like a servant. You have to whack it sometimes to get it to work.”— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com
“I am not a murderer. I’m a force of nature. A servant of fate. I enable destiny.”— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Vandal Savage, Casper Crump, imdb.com
“Money is, in some respects, like fire. It is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.”— P.T. Barnum, amazon.com
“I am heartily rejoiced that my term is so near its close. I will soon cease to be a servant and will become a sovereign.”— James K. Polk, en.wikiquote.org
“I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of human rights”— Desmond Tutu, bbc.com
“A faithful servant is more diligent in keeping your goods safe than is your own wife, because she will claim a half part of your worth all her life.”— Geoffrey Chaucer, amazon.com
“I’m not entirely comfortable being served, or having servants. I want to be part of the workforce.”— Thor Harris, thecreativeindependent.com
“An emotional abuser goes through life feeling entitled to be treated like royalty, and wants you to be a willing servant. He or she expects you to do everything and will not help at all.”— Merely Me, healthcentral.com