“Cheryl: That's cute. I'm glad you made a new friend. That's nice. I don't hear that very often from you. Larry: Oh, and I forgot to mention, he's a sex offender.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well-known six offender.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I can't believe we have a sex offender registry. I mean, who's buying gifts for these people?”— MacieTheBulldog, reddit.com
“Age is just a number you write into a box when you register as a sex offender.”— MR HAND, twitter.com