“At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die.”— Dwayne Hill, Coach Carr, amazon.com
“Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.”— Dwayne Hill, Coach Carr, amazon.com
“On sex: ‘Unless I just scored a touchdown for a flag football team, don’t spank my ass.”— Jenna Marbles, jennamarblesblog.com
“Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.”— Oscar Wilde, amazon.com