“Everything that is not sexual, now looks like a sex object to you. For example, the mouse on your computer starts to look like a vagina. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. The little scroller looks just like a clit right?”— The Alpha Brain, thealphabrain.com
“You lack confidence at work. Good sex can boost your self esteem, research shows. if you think your confidence at home and work could use a boost, you may want to head to the bedroom.”— Charli Penn, essence.com
“You're feeling sad for no reason. Endorphines are hormones released by the brain that make you feel good. There are a few things you can do to possibly release endorphins and increase your mood, and have great sex is in many health experts top-five.”— Charli Penn, essence.com
“If you’re behind on your, er, landscaping, you definitely haven’t gotten any action in awhile.”— Charli Penn, essence.com
“You have needs and if you can't get satisfaction from a flesh and blood human being, then you turn to battery operated devices. They do the job perfectly fine.”— Camila Villafane, allnight.com
“You haven't felt the comforting touch of another human being in ages so pretty soon you start to fall in love with just about everyone.”— Camila Villafane, allnight.com
“You're definitely experiencing a dry spell if your idea of a good time involves a glass of red wine by your night table, a box of chocolates by the side of your bed, and a steamy romance novel. Sure, you can live out your fantasies through the words of your sexual heroine, but ultimately she's the o…”— Camila Villafane, allnight.com
“You've watched Magic Mike so many times you have the script (and Channing Tatum's abs) memorized.”— Rebecca Fox, collegetimes.com
“You have looked at your naked reflection, stood tall, and said aloud, ‘I’m not that bad.'”— Emily Winter, thedatereport.com
“Your full size bed is filled with magazines, your computer, and crumbs. Basically everything but a warm human body.”— Ryan O'Connell, thoughtcatalog.com
“Your orgasms from masturbating are becoming weak and depressing. Is it possible to fake an orgasm while jacking off? Don’t stick around to find out!”— Ryan O'Connell, thoughtcatalog.com
“You are beginning to believe that you’re hideous and no one is going to ever touch you again. You can’t even fathom that you actually used to have an active sex life. Who was that person and where did they go?You are beginning to believe that you’re hideous and no one is going to ever touch you agai…”— Ryan O'Connell, thoughtcatalog.com
“You’re super sensitive to skin-on-skin contact. You could be getting change from the bus driver and a brush from his fingers makes you semi-weak at the knees.”— Daisy Cousens, shesaid.com