“When aliens really attack Earth, my first thought is probably going to be "Which movie came the closest?”— eaggle87, reddit.com
“Why would people buy Trojan condoms? The Trojans failed when it mattered most.”— highschooldropoutphd, reddit.com
“If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.”— I_yike_nat, reddit.com
“Your 20's are a lot like your teens, except the chemical imbalances are self-imposed rather than naturally occurring.”— Teton_blamer, reddit.com