“Guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems... Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms? Guy: Yeah, Homers the fat one and Marge has big blue hair”— GatoJackson, reddit.com
“Now we play the waiting game…Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos!”— Matt Groening, Homer Simpson, amazon.com
“I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.”— Matt Groening, Chief Wiggum, amazon.com