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“What's your return policy on rings.”
— Unknown, tickld.com
“Ever seen chalk outlines that small?”
“Brought roses home. Keys didn't fit.”
“Mom taught me how to shave.”
“Goodbye mission control. Thanks for trying.”
“Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers.”
“Walk-of-shame on Sunday mistaken for churchgoer.”
— E.J, sixwordstories.net