“Archie: [on TV] Now I wanna talk about another thing that's on everybody's mind today and that's your stickups and your skyjackings. Which if that was up to me, I could end the skyjackings tomorrow. Mike: [at home] You could? Archie: All you gotta do, is arm all your passengers. Your skyjacker knows…”— Don Nicholl, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com