“My uncle Joey kept pigs, Irish grazers, He used to hire a local choir-boy to sing to them as they were loaded on to the truck. And these pigs they loved it. They were so peaceful, all the way to the slaughterhouse.”— Matthew Graham, Wainwright, Colm Meaney, imdb.com
“What do you call a cow that accidentally wanders into a slaughterhouse? A mis-steak.”— elyas_machera, reddit.com