Quotes tagged ‘spandex’

“Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.”

— Rafael Moreu, Emmanuel Goldstein / 'Cereal Killer', Matthew Lillard, imdb.com

“You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!' Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly…”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“I put a spell on people so they don't know they're working out... An enchanting spell, where they just don't think about it, or over think it, and then at the end they go, 'Wow, I feel good.'”

— Richard Simmons, abcnews.go.com

“People treat me like family, 'cause I've always treated them like family. My father said something years ago: 'Know no strangers.' Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody?”

— Richard Simmons, abcnews.go.com

“Skin tight tops. Show the globes off! Wear tops that hug the full roundness of your breasts. Wrap tops and spandex really highlight the appealing under-boob.”

— Simcha, thefrisky.com