“Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? A: One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.”— Anonymous, paralegaledu.org
“Spinner: I have no backbone. Mr. Armstrong: Excuse me? Spinner: I have no backbone. I'm whipped, I'm totally spineless. My girlfriend completely controls my life.”— Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Gavin 'Spinner' Mason, Shane Kippel, imdb.com