“Never take a learning opportunity away from another student. No matter how smart you need everyone to think you are.”— Peter Nowalk, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com
“A college student asks what is the best drug to have sex on? (A pregnant women walks by) Birth control!”— ilovemydog7, reddit.com
“Teacher : "Why are you late?" Student: "Someone told me to go to hell." Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?" Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."”— -Tac_O_caT-, reddit.com
“There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance”— Hippocrates, amazon.com
“A natural talent is required; for, when Nature opposes, everything else is in vain; but when Nature leads the way to what is most excellent, instruction in the art takes place, which the student must try to appropriate to himself by reflection, becoming an early pupil in a place well adapted for ins…”— Hippocrates, amazon.com
“Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad tha…”— starlightking00, reddit.com
“I've always been my own teacher. And I must confess I've been my favorite pupil a well.”— Anne Rice, amazon.com
“Well, you know what they say: 'When the student is ready, the teacher appears.'”— Ernie Sabella, Pumbaa, amazon.com
“If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“Absorbing what goes on around him, filtering it, latching on to what he can hold. A student is self-critical and self-motivated, always trying to improve his understanding so that he can move on to the next topic, the next challenge. A real student is also his own teacher and his own critic. There i…”— Ryan Holiday, amazon.com
“Just like a boxer can’t win without a few punches on his face, a student can’t be fully trained without ups and downs.”— Pawan Mishra, amazon.com
“But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of…”— Chuck Palahniuk, amazon.com