Quotes tagged ‘Things Guys Wish We Knew’

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Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.

— Editor's Of Men's Health, menshealth.com

Just because we're uncomfortable around your family, it doesn't mean we hate them. Being around the dad of the woman you're having sex with would put anyone on edge. Not looking forward to spending an entire day on point doesn't mean we don't like your family.

— Frank Kobola, cosmopolitan.com

CONFIDENCE IS SEXIER THAN ANY LINGERIE- Men already love your body as it is but when you're confident, it's even more of a turn on! Along those lines…lingerie is way overrated!

— Benjamin Watson, shape.com

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