“James Van Der Beek: [about 'Dawson's Creek'] You actually watch that show? Jay: Yeah, for Joey, man. She is too fine. Did you ever get to third base with her? James Van Der Beek: Well, actually there was this one time...”— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com
“One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.”— Jean-Ralphio, amazon.com