“Though the study ended there, Gill determined that cannabinoid medicines, like cannabis smoke, should therefore have an effect on a lobster’s body.”— Jackie Bryant, cannabitch.substack.com
“There have been no tingling sensations, no strange woo-woo effects. There have been no noticeable magnetic field effects, whatsoever. The only discernible thing I noticed is the underwear feels hella tight.”— Zaron Burnett III, melmagazine.com