“Oh, hey, Bob, here's an idea: What say you stop showing up altogether? We'll just replace you with a giant time-clock. Oh, and if we ever get to missing you, we'll just have a tiny little Bob Kelso cuckoo bird pop out every couple of minutes and say 'I've never satisfied a woman. I've never satisfie…”— Bill Lawrence, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com