“I wouldn't change a single word. I'm very happy with what I said, and I'm glad I stuck to my guns.”— Michelle Wolf, npr.org
“Like a porn star says when she’s about to have sex with the Trump, let’s get this over with.”— Michelle Wolf, youtube.com
“It don't matter how much money you got or you lack/When that check clear don't forget your children is still black.”— CHIKA, twitter.com
“The reality is that Trump’s removal or resignation from office, while desirable, would not do much to change the trajectory of America’s political institutions.”— Dylan Matthews, vox.com
“For almost 90 minutes Sunday morning, immigrants and those undocumented U.S. residents who were brought to the country as children could reasonably have thought that Donald Trump had wished them a happy Easter.”— Alan Pyke, thinkprogress.org
“They act as if love can protect the most vulnerable members of their family from the repercussions of their political choices. It cannot.”— Roxane Gay, nytimes.com
“The Roseanne Barr’s of this world who supported Trump have the responsibility to keep him to his word. They have absolutely failed at this, and make lame excuses for his behavior as President. Therefore, they deserve every morsel of scorn thrown at them because they are now shown to be nakedly shame…”— bdmike, nytimes.com
“By my count, Trump has violated at least 6 of the 10 commandments so as soon as you ask for him to seek forgiveness we can talk about other folks.”— Kathy Griffin, twitter.com
“In America, we know that faith and family, not government and bureaucracy, are the center of the American life.”— Donald Trump, cbsnews.com
“The thing about Trump is that he’s a bad guy to the point where it looks manufactured. Are we playing games here? He can’t really be that bad. I’m not a conspiracy theorist at all — I don’t give a shit about that stuff — but it looks like Trump’s just trying to spark division. It looks like a game.…”— Erykah Badu, vulture.com
“George W. Bush, on the dais, supplied what seemed likely to become the historic footnote to the Trump address: That’s some weird shit.”— Michael Wolff, amazon.com
“Donald Trump and his tiny band of campaign warriors were ready to lose with fire and fury. They were not ready to win.”— Michael Wolff, amazon.com
“Trump liked to say that one of the things that made life worth living was getting your friends’ wives into bed.”— Michael Wolff, amazon.com
“Trump had me so mad with all his bullshit that I was thinking, I hope everybody who voted for him gets fucked and learns a lesson. But that was wrong. I don’t want any voters to get fucked; everyone’s trying to improve their lives.”— Eminem, vulture.com
“What I’ve been trying to do lately is write down five things I’m grateful for that morning in my notes app. It’s a mental-health thing. I was like, Oh, well, if I can’t stop reaching for my phone first thing because it has my alarm on it, then I should start with that routine instead of reading what…”— Tavi Gevinson, thecut.com
“The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 280 characters. So trump can't tweet it.”— 9xbuddy, reddit.com
“Trump’s political career began in advocacy of birtherism. But long before that, he had made his worldview clear.”— Ta-Nehisi Coates, theatlantic.com
“Barack Obama delivered to black people the hoary message that if they work twice as hard as white people, anything is possible. But Trump’s counter is persuasive: Work half as hard as black people, and even more is possible”— Ta-Nehisi Coates, theatlantic.com
“It's incredibly painful to see neo-Nazis marching in the US, but even more painful that our president hasn’t forthrightly condemned them.”— Bernie Sanders, twitter.com