“Westeros is failing. Wall is okay. I could build it higher. American steel. I'd be the best King. Tremendous king. Isis.”— Pat Rothfuss, twitter.com
“Uncle Tom's Cabin, worst cabin in the inner city. Terrible schools. Nasty women & bad hombres everywhere.”— RealMotha4Ya, twitter.com
“When District 12 sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They're sending Katniss Everdeen. What a nasty woman.”— Jen-O-Lantern, twitter.com
“It's amazing how those Pelicans were able to write all of those Briefs. Just amazing. Yuuge.”— Khyla Craine, twitter.com
“Lemme tell you about Tom Sawyer. If I painted that fence it would've been done once. He's a loser. He's a disaster, okay?”— yelhsa leinad, twitter.com
“A tale of two cities. And you know? Chicago is a really dangerous city. Probably the most dangerous city. DISASTER.”— Prima-Donna, twitter.com
“Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I'll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad!”— Lauren Holmes, twitter.com
“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.”— Catherine Q., twitter.com
“I'm telling you folks, if I were in charge, we wouldn't have waited for Godot. I would've found him in 5 minutes.”— Drea De Oro, twitter.com
“The Dictionary. It's got a lot of words. But my words are better. I have the best words. Everybody says so.”— Scott Nelson, twitter.com
“Oedipus. Tremendous leader. The best. I've always said that if Jocasta were my mother, perhaps I'd be dating her.”— kyla crowther, twitter.com
“I was against the war in Troy. Ask Hannity. And Helen was maybe a 6. She wouldn't have been my first choice, believe me.”— Bent S. Sinister , twitter.com
“Noah was so bad. I'll deport the animals. All the animals love me. I'll build a beautiful ark. God will pay for the ark.”— James Melville, twitter.com
“I've never had a problem finding Waldo, Never. Ask anyone. I always find Waldo.”— Bill Fryer, twitter.com
“It was the worst of times and the worst of times, OK? The worst. A disaster.”— John Podhoretz, twitter.com
“They say "Winter is Coming" but it never does! Just a sad lib attempt to sell climate change. That Wall tho, it's good!”— MaNu-Tang Clan, twitter.com
“Winnie the Pooh...don't get me started. Low energy. Lazy. Overweight & no stamina. Always eating. He should be drug tested.”— Morgan Cikowski, twitter.com
“Les Miserables, of course they are miserable, the inner city is a mess folks, believe me. People stealing bread everywhere.”— Nasty Ashmit, twitter.com
“This Dracula. An immigrant, a criminal, a bad hombre. I'd build a Transylvanian border wall & make vampires pay for it.”— Henry Tudor, twitter.com
“NOBODY, I mean NOBODY, has more pride than me. And NOBODY has more prejudice. I have so much pride. And so much prejudice.”— Dax Varley, twitter.com