“don’t ever tell me your opinion on what I’m wearing unless you’re rihanna and I know that you’re not her so just don’t.”— joshmuratori, sweetbrutalgore.tumblr.com
“i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord.”— bpdvoiid, bpdvoiid.tumblr.com
“what do u mean ‘what have i been up to’ … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch.”— aewm, thatssoaud.tumblr.com
“why is skin care seen as girly. it’s literally skin. sorry you love being crusty.”— technicallity, technicallity.tumblr.com
“who has time for mystery in relationships? in this economy? no ma'am, let’s be honest and direct with each other.”— Anonymous, a-thousand-words.tumblr.com
“75 billion cells working to keep you alive in a universe where you are made of stardust and capable of incredible feats; a universe where you can create infinite scenarios in your mind and share them or keep them to yourself; a universe where one small action can impact your entire life, and you’re…”— the-real-void, the-real-void.tumblr.com
“do you ever realize how terrifying the concept of the soul is? i'm trapped inside a dying body on a dying planet in a dying universe with no way out but death. i feel really claustrophobic right now.”— exacerbatedtumor, exacerbatedtumor.tumblr.com
“Depression and winter are an even worse combination than orange juice and toothpaste.”— becomingaclassic, becomingaclassic.tumblr.com
“In case someone hasn't told you today - You broke. Stop buying all that damn fast food. Carry yo ass home and eat what ya momma cooked.”— highlitemami, l4dyrauhl.tumblr.com
“IT IS SEPTEMBER WHICH MEANS COMFY SWEATERS AND LEAVES AND CANDLES AND FLANNELS AND COLDER WEATHER WHICH MEANS THAT DECEMBER IS NEAR WHICH MEANS CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND SNOW AND EVEN COLDER WEATHER AND PEOPLE HUGGING EACH OTHER TO KEEP THEMSELVES WARM AND CHRISTMAS DECORAT…”— shepherdstudies, shepherdstudies.tumblr.com
“Unless he’s got a 12 inch, magical dick that holds the krabby patty secret ingredient, he’s replaceable. stop putting up with his shit.”— vulnerablx, vulnerablx.tumblr.com
“small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on”— averagefairy, averagefairy.tumblr.com
“girl: he cheated on me me: then break up with him girl: but- me: bye”— kawaiigod, haylxyy.tumblr.com
“don’t worry, you’re still in the ‘early life’ part of your wikipedia page.”— setheverman, setheverman.tumblr.com
“Today my mom told me.. ‘a person who values you, wouldn’t ever put themselves in a position to lose you.’ and that really hit deep.”— yxngxanhoe, yxngxanhoe.tumblr.com
“Tumblr has now confirmed it was hacked in a data breach from 2013, which affected a set of users “Email addresses and Passwords”, but Tumblr has refused to reveal how many people were affected. With the release of the data, for sale on The Real Deal darknet marketplace, it has now been confirmed tha…”— E-SUSHI, electronic-sushi.tumblr.com
“there is a forbidden drawer in my nightstand but instead of handcuffs, there’s kisses. and caresses. and soft, soft hands.”— Jones Howell, joneshowell.com
“You don’t tell people your Tumblr URL, you aren’t logging the banalities of your day—you aren’t even you.”— Elspeth Reeve, newrepublic.com
“Type in pizza.tumblr.com today and you’ll get a simple, haunting message: “There’s nothing here.” The 1 million left behind began to buzz: Where was Pizza? Why did Pizza go? Who killed Pizza? Tumblr users began to piece together the mystery of her disappearance.”— Elspeth Reeve, newrepublic.com