“We graduated virgins, and made sure that title didn’t stick for long. How was I to know it would drive him to insanity?”— Eljay, twosentencestories.com
“I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, ‘Daddy check for monsters under my bed.’ I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, ‘Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”— Unknown, someecards.com