Quotes tagged ‘Uncle’

“I, my friend... I am the uncle, and the protector, and the promoter of that fucking thing right there, in whose shadow nothing good nor godly will ever fucking grow.”

— Steven Knight, Alfie Solomons, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“Hello, I had sex with my uncle when I was 12. He lived in Great Neck, he was a doctor. An osteopath--I don't even know what they do, but I know they're doctors. Something to do with muscles, I think. Neither here nor there.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner”

— Tina Fey, Matt Hubbard, Kenneth Parcell, Jack Mcbrayer, imdb.com

“Sheriff Bourne: You mind telling me, uh, when it was you last spoke to Joey Bloggs? Mal: Never did, myself. Sheriff Bourne: Right. Your uncle. And it was indicated to you that, uh, Joey had an opening? Mal: Any job would do. Sheriff Bourne: It's funny your Uncle never went to mentioning the Bowden's…”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com

“Oh, sorry! Sorry, I didn't mean nothin' by it! I mean, I have a lot of nasty friends, and my uncle was nasty. I'm basically honorary nasty.”

— Tom Herpich, Jesse Moynihan, imdb.com