“[Shrek bursts into Fiona's and Farquaad's wedding] Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?”— Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Ted Elliott, Roger S.H. Schulman, Lord Farquaad, John Lithgow, imdb.com
“You know what really gets me about all of this, is that I was fine before you, maybe happy even. Just kind of existing in the middle. But you show up, uninvited but welcome, make everything all bright and shiny. And then you left and now everything is gray.”— R. M. Drake, tumblr.com