“This ain't no little Vegas road trip, okay? Y'all ain't on no date, either. Just... chill. I'm not your goddamn chaperon.”— Michael Saltzman, Mother's Milk, Laz Alonso, imdb.com
“What are we we do, man? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.”— Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“My boyfriend is at his best friend's 3 day bachelor party in Vegas. Every single place they go the groom-to-be insists they all cheers to his fiancé, and they have.Every. single. place. There are men out there celebrating the woman they love, not mourning the loss of their 'freedom'”— Jaden Rose Ahrens, twitter.com
“I remember a night when Wayne Gretzky insulted Michael Jordan at the table. It was a private salon game. Michael had ordered a drink from the cocktail waitress, and he gave her a five-dollar chip. Wayne took it off the cocktail waitress's tray, gave it back to Michael, grabbed a hundred-dollar chip…”— Rich Strafella, sbnation.com