“Restaurant Guest: Qu'est-ce qu'il y a, monsieur? James Bond: There's a fly in his soup!”— Richard Maibaum, Michael G. Wilson, James Bond, Roger Moore, imdb.com
“Boy, you goin' let this ol' nappy-headed girl cuss you out like that? You sittin' at the head of your own dinner table and actin' like the waiter!”— Menno Meyjes, Old Mister, Adolph Caesar, imdb.com
“Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn’t a very good waiter.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“"Hey, waiter! Why is my portion so small today?" "I was here yesterday and I had bigger piece of meat and much more garnish?" "Where were you sitting yesterday, sir?" "By the window." "You see, customers by the window are served better for advertising."”— AlexanderZotov, reddit.com
“He's huffy with the waiter or waitress. This should be a red flag for any date, ever. But, if your date is being a jerk to the waitstaff chances are he is actually a major douche-lord and you should steer clear.”— Shawn Binder, distractify.com
“He’s kind to the wait staff/bartender/valet. Does he thank the parking attendant as he hands over his keys? Does he make polite small talk with not only the waiter but the busboys, too? Consider these behaviors to be your good-guy alert.”— Lisa Lombardi, match.com