““My name’s Ralph, and I’m a bad guy. Uh, let’s see … I’m nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty-three pounds. Got a little bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else? Uh … I’m a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I’…”
— Wreck-It-Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph (voice), John C. Reilly, imdb.com