“I don’t think he would save me in a fire. He doesn’t really do any kinds of tricks. But he’s a good boy, and he’s the best dog.”— Jami Attenberg, thecut.com
“At night we sleep together in my bed, a disgusting habit that I would not alter for even a significant sum of money. (And I would love a significant sum of money.)”— Kelly Conaboy, hazlitt.net