“The hellmouth reportedly wrenched open on Third Avenue near 183rd Street in the Bronx.”— Claire Lampen, thecut.com
“Why did she, a real estate professional, decide to stage the house with BDSM gear and a sex swing? Does a viral listing sell more quickly?”— Dan Kois, slate.com
“But Andrew’s quest for Tinder lols isn’t over. He’s moved on to his next character, and this one’s even less concerned with love. He just wants to sell your town a monorail.”— Mic Wright, melmagazine.com
“Cops received reports that Fred was in the area a couple of hours before the escape.”— Jennifer Bain, Amanda Woods, nypost.com