“Journalism really can change the world. Now all I need is for you to drink up.”— Quinn Myers, melmagazine.com
“It’s the day to gather with your family and friends ‘round the hearth, warm beverages and sweet treats at the ready, and have a hearty chortle over the things America stuck inside itself and couldn’t remove without the help of trained medical personnel.”— Barry Petchesky, adequateman.deadspin.com